actual van photos!
but I don't feel dead
Squint your eye a but & you'll see this van belongs to the San Francisco Medical Examiner.
 
but my cable's not broken...
Typical setup. Note the traffic cones and rooftop ladder rack for easy entry.
     
there's always a spot
Parallel parking is a breeze. Or else...
 
the beer's part of the plot
At a recent local festival. Barricades, green hair and a distinctive Dutch flavor.
     
beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...
Just another ordinary afternoon, with just another ordinary white van. Exactly.
 
beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...
Satellite-capable and fully mobile. Traffic cones send strong message.